How long will it take?
  HERE’S  THE  TEST
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 1.  1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed  by:
    a.  Superman
    b.  Jay Leno
    c.  Harry Potter
    d.  A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
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 2.  In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
      massacred by:
    a.  Olga Corbett
    b.  Sitting Bull
    c.  Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 3..  In 1979, the US embassy in  Iran was taken over by:
    a.  Lost Norwegians
    b.  Elvis
    c.  A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 4.  During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in
      Lebanon   by:
    a.  John Dillinger
    b.  The King of Sweden
    c.  The Boy Scouts
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 5.  In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a.  A pizza delivery boy
    b.  Pee Wee Herman
    c.  Geraldo Rivera
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 6.  In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
      old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
      his wheelchair by:
    a.  The Smurfs
    b.  Davey Jones
    c.  The Little Mermaid
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 7.  In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy
      diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a.  Captain Kidd
    b.  Charles Lindberg
    c.  Mother Teresa
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 8.  In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a.  Scooby Doo
    b.  The Tooth Fairy
    c.  The Sundance Kid
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 9.  In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a.  Richard Simmons
    b.  Grandma Moses
    c.  Michael Jordan
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 10.  In 1998, the US embassies in  Kenya and  Tanzania were bombed
        by:
    a.  Mr. Rogers
    b.  Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women
        problems
    c.  The World Wrestling Federation
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 11.  On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
        missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
        remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other
        was diverted and crashed by the passengers.  Thousands of
        people were killed by:
    a.  Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b.  The Supreme Court of Florida
    c.  Mr  Bean
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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  12.  In 2002 the United States fought a war in  Afghanistan   against:
    a.  Enron
    b.  The Lutheran   Church
    c.  The NFL
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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  13.  In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a.  Bonnie and Clyde
    b.  Captain Kangaroo
    c.  Billy Graham
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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 14.    And now we can add: In 2009, 31 people wounded and 13 American Soldiers murdered on base at   Fort Hood
 by a Major that was known as a:
You guessed it - A Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
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And now. . .
 #15; The Detroit underwear bomber on Christmas Day 2009. . . .oh yeah,  A Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40
 No, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?  So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.  They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling..
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 Let’s send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves — if they have any such sense.
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  As the writer of the award winning story ‘Forrest  Gump’ so aptly put it, ‘Stupid is as stupid  does.’